Thursday, April 16, 2009

Oh Cap'n My Cap'n

Earlier, I wrote a rather long rant about Captain Crunch, the cereal. (Although I think he prefers "Cap'n.") I wrote it, read it, and thought to myself, I'm an idiot! Who really cares what you have to say about cereal? Really? Sheesh. Purumph. Duh. And so on.

It had a "healthier than thou" type feel. And truthfully, moments before I wrote it, I had just polished off a bag of Sweet and Spicy Doritos. Kind of hypocritical. Ethically, I couldn't post it.

So here is my watered down version:

We have Cap'n Crunch in our house a lot. It's Chris' favorite cereal. When I eat it, it cuts the roof of my mouth and leaves a strange film in my mouth that I am not comfortable with. Also, Quaker Oats cereal is a little politically incorrect and border line insulting with it's "puzzles" on the back of the box.

Okay. Oh, and packaged and processed food is destroying our taste buds. The end.

I really should have saved all my words and just given ya'll this instead:

(word to yo cap'n)


2 comments:

David and Brooke Gallagher said...

Very funny!

Michael & Mindy said...

I agree with the cuts and the film. It's Michael's favorite as well