Earlier, I wrote a rather long rant about Captain Crunch, the cereal. (Although I think he prefers "Cap'n.") I wrote it, read it, and thought to myself, I'm an idiot! Who really cares what you have to say about cereal? Really? Sheesh. Purumph. Duh. And so on.
It had a "healthier than thou" type feel. And truthfully, moments before I wrote it, I had just polished off a bag of Sweet and Spicy Doritos. Kind of hypocritical. Ethically, I couldn't post it.
So here is my watered down version:
We have Cap'n Crunch in our house a lot. It's Chris' favorite cereal. When I eat it, it cuts the roof of my mouth and leaves a strange film in my mouth that I am not comfortable with. Also, Quaker Oats cereal is a little politically incorrect and border line insulting with it's "puzzles" on the back of the box.
Okay. Oh, and packaged and processed food is destroying our taste buds. The end.
I really should have saved all my words and just given ya'll this instead:
(word to yo cap'n)