Wanted

Wanted: (first draft)
One large baby corral to contain three very active, crawling babies. Must be sturdy enough to withstand inadvertent wrestling, purposeful escapes and 17 pound ring leader that likes to climb over any obstacle imaginable. Please call desperate mama asap. They go in different directions of course. This is crazy. But they also follow each other. Doesn't sound so bad you say?

"Hey guys! Let's ALL try and fit under this chair at the same time."

"Hey everyone! Look what I found! A dead wasp in the sliding door track. Let's all try and pick it up and eat it!"

"Hey oh! This way! I found more weak spots in the house where we shouldn't go. Everyone, follow me!"


Wanted: (final draft)
One large baby playpen. Big enough for triplets.

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Here is what we did Saturday night. We might have a baby derby every weekend. Maybe I'll sell tickets?