"Dude, I heard the funniest joke yesterday. Wanna hear it?"
"No. I'm tired. I'm not in the mood for a joke. Leave me alone.
"No, seriously, listen, it's sooo funny."
"Uhhh. Christian stop! Leave me alone."
"Ok, ready? The joke is... pppbbt!!!"
"Ahh! Eww! That was right in my ear!"
Or at least I think that's how it went. I was across the room.